You actually read the article on here? Respect!

My uncle knocks that out every leap year. 3,5 tons ain’t shit.

I’ll finally have enough space for my meme screenshots.

My mans was using Hotmail?

Do the workers get some of those cute BD dogs for emotional support considering they’re working 24 hour shifts?

This 100% accurate! Recreating the Addams Family scenes must have been part of the commissioning process.

Redundancy is so important that they keep a spare spare sex slave and assorted collection of anal beads.

About to get these tough little guys deported to El Salvador.

Funnel cake-Salt water taffy-hot dog loving Jersey meat preferring Sharks.

Thou shall sucketh me c**k Gertrude

I think the cat is definitely dead

Wasn’t there a cartoon where a scientist or military dude needed to scan his anus before entering a top secret room?

Shouldn’t it cost -$60 trillion?

The whole foot? In a palace? Sounds amazing. I partake of camel soup too on occasion, but just the toe. although a bit slimy and quite tangy, it’s quite the delicacy. I find a palace setting to be ideal but from an unknown couch or floor ain’t too shabby either.

Was it right more than two times per day?

Truly classic. Classless little dick male advisor fuck face takes credit for lady’s (read in Bill Burr doing Archie Bunker’s voice).

The rules on the Fediverse are different I thought? No?

Mr. Satans Methpipe sir, with all due devil respect, but you have no idea what I’m doing with these points in the metaverse, where they mean a lot. But thanks for the devilish concern.

Looks like I forgot the /s but yeah, there’s some really shitty stuff on the metaverse but I believe it’s got a future once some things are sorted out. Like the Fediverse.

Hey fuck you man. Alright? Let us have our shitty things without the guilt. /s

Edit: added “/s” at 15 downvotes. Let’s see if we can turn these numbers around. /s