If crabs came from animals, why are there still animals?

Nature: “Give it time.”

Yep. Speaking of which, I haven’t heard anything from Notch in a while. That’s nice.

The best selling game of all time was made by a colossal tosspot, maybe he’ll have some luck.

Possible, I was a foolish tinkerer with little experience. I’m now a professional foolish tinkerer.

It was never stable for me. I remember I had a laptop that would always refuse to shut down because “shutdown.exe” was running

I watched that again recently and thought it was still funny. Fuck the haters!

Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket Powered Battle Cars. Not much changed between this and Rocket League, the name was probably the main thing holding them back.

No bro one time I was talking about buying protein shakes with my bro and then THE VERY NEXT DAY I saw an ad for protein shakes after watching Joe Rogan on the weightlifting subreddit.

You expect me to believe this is coincidence?!?!?!?!?!

Upset that “loop detected” isn’t the fat lööps cat

Straight up misleading. Mentioning AI in the headline and then sneakily switching to “the cloud” (i.e. most of the internet) when discussing figures. They say it uses a similar amount to commercial flights? Fine. Ground the flights, I’d rather have the internet a million times over.

On top of this, there’s lots of ways that they would get the data without secretly listening to microphones, which people may not be aware of in all these anecdotes. In the one above, maybe just one party member googled lab grown diamonds, or perhaps messaged a friend on Facebook messenger about their trick. Not sure if that gets analysed for ads but it’s more plausible than mics. Anyway if they’re all on the same WiFi then they’ll probably be on the same IP and could easily be shown the same ads, making all party members now ripe for a diamond ad.

There’s a well known video of a guy saying “cat food” around his phone, and then his phone shows Google ads for cat food. He concluded that it was secretly listening to him, because there was no other way for Google to get that info other than to shadily tap into his mic. He performs this experiment on a live streamed YouTube video

God actually does answer prayers but they get blocked by ufw

I’m an idiot and I put emojis in my SSID and sometimes devices don’t like that but I don’t want to change everything. So there’s a guest network with no emojis

So far the only thing I’ve noticed is I can’t play Valorant, and soon League of Legends too.

Must be exhausting!

Fuck you man if you dont like my fucking music, get your own fucking cab. I’ll pull over to the side and kick your ass out.

To quote pink Floyd: There is no dark side. Matter of fact, it’s all dark.