Necktie for business, bowtie for booty. 😉

My customer does this bullshit. Every time: “We can’t deploy that necessary/required update because we haven’t tested it yet. Also, we have no testing environment and we need that update to fix a serious problem. This is all your fault.”

Every day, I hear people at work complaining about mistreatment from management. Yet no one brings up unionizing for fear of reprisal. That shouldn’t be the case.

The problem is that there’s a steady supply of psychopaths to fill the role.

I forced the ending after like 100 hours. I was just tired

When the people in charge refuse to listen, the only tool left is violence.

Dumb twats who watch Fox News all day

Make us a movie Hollywood

My wife is allergic to peanuts. Guess we’re having more kids

I discovered Gog’s superiority too late

Fucking Steam will update me unless I spend 20 minutes figuring out how to trick it. Fallout 4 is still in witness protection and will never see another update again

Low bar

Surprise surprise, people online like to bitch about anything and everything

No one is positive

Making the kids’ mouths sticky, one way or another

$48. “On sale”

It will get cheaper, probably around Christmas.

Votre français est très bon, mais vous avez un accent étrange. D’où venez-vous ? (“Your French is very good, but you have an odd accent. Where are you from?”)

“Skyrim.”

They’ve always been a joke

I had once respectfully provided feedback to that mod author because their female companion character (Daegon) was the worst kind of Mary Sue and complained nonstop. Author banned me from all their forums because they couldn’t accept valid criticism.

If those Cambridge students could read they’d be very upset.