Just M3AGAN, and they’ll pretend we don’t remember them doing it this time

They have knives, and you didn’t put them there

So they say

No, the meeting could have been an email

"Oh, you’re selling the program to a hospital management company, you say.

Patient record database, you say.

Just allergies? Oh, and preexisting conditions."

Because it’s plagiarizing all the good teachers, mulching up their words, and spitting it out.

You could also read a book about it, but they’re so looooong

I’m just disappointed that you aren’t living the dream.

I believe in your ability to slack off.

How do you know how wet your mom is?

Including when you have entry level skills and just enough seniority to pretend it’s a full time job to tell people who know what they’re doing to keep doing it.

We live in a simulation, and they’re fucking with us.

Edit: oh right, I keep forgetting news agencies are jokes.

Or because the facade of “justice” is crumbling to reveal the truth of heirarchy behind it.

Ironic

Because a real gun is a prop gun if it’s being used as a prop.

Why would someone name themselves ear deer?

https://theintercept.com/2025/01/28/proton-mail-andy-yen-trump-republicans/

Went off script in a typical Hollywood way that turned the working class into a patronizing joke, then wonders where the market went.

Rust is coding in COMMUNISM

Otherwise someone died for nothing, and, more importantly, rich people would lose money.

If you have the socks you don’t need the ducks

3 characters missing?

Nah. Riven’s in it for sure. Literally zero chance otherwise. They say Katarina was cut but they for sure want that skin money so she’s either launch or first DLC.

Since Arcane is a thing and Jinx is confirmed you can bet Vi’s there too.