

- the most felony convictions
- the most state and federal criminal investigations that are still open
- the most amount of diapers worn during a presidential term
- the first president in what 20 years to puss out and have his inauguration indoors
- the first president to have been a confirmed rapist
I’m going to speculate:
- the smallest penis
- the most obese
- the shortest
They wanted someone with experience, who can hit the ground running, but didn’t want to pay for it, either with cash or time.
You can only pick two.