That’s because Oil FAMOUSLY Never Burns!

We’re Fiscally RESPOSIBLE!

It’s a Good Thing we don’t have People who can MASSIVELY PROFIT OFF THIS making Decisions in Government!

That’s because Social Media is Bias AGAINST Republicans!

That would be a HUGE Conflict of Interest if he was also a Government Official overseeing things like Regulation and Contracts! Intel would be his THIRD or FOURTH or FIFTH company that would rely on Government Funding!

GOOD! I’m looking Forward to Trump RESTORING this App that he said was CHYNESE SPYWARE being used to Hurt Americans!

I can’t WAIT for Trump to SAVE this CHYNESE APP!

All these Billionaires PAYING Trump MILLIONS of Dollars is PROOF he CANT be Bought!

ANOTHER Billionaire CEO visiting Trump at Mar A Lago now that he’s President Elect? I can SMELL the Fresh Flowers growing in that Former Swamp because OBVIOUSLY this ISNT Corrupt at all!

So? He was Poor! Let me know when a RICH PERSON dies and THEN I’ll care!

Billionaires flying to Mar A Lago on a Weekly Basis to Schmooze with Trump is PROOF he CANT be Bought!

The fact that Elon Musk has time to shadow run GOVERNMENTS while ALSO being CEO of THREE Companies is PROOF that ceos EARN their Billions of Dollars with how much Harder they work!

It’s a Good Thing their Boss Elon Musk isn’t in Charge of Vehicle Oversight now! That would be REALLY Corrupt!

I can’t wait until TRUMP Dismantles the Protections that PREVENT this type of thing from Normally Happening!

The fact that this is TOTALLY WITHIN REALM OF REALITY is PROOF that Trump is Draining The Swamp!

That would be REALLY Corrupt if simply buying Ads on a Website was Enough to allow you to DIRECTLY INFLUENCE the President Of The United States! Fortunately Trump DIDNT put the Owner of X in charge of Important Oversight Decisions!

I thought Stealing Documents was fine?

That is a FANTASTIC idea because AI is KNOWN to be SUPER STABLE and REALLY GOOD at what it’s Designed to do! NYT will save a TON of Money fixing their DailyAI instead of Paying Workers!

Good! Even though I HATE these BULLSHIT Services that cost me THOUSANDS a Year that I can’t Opt Out of it’s in MY Best Interest to let Corporations SCREW ME because I’m a Republican who HATES Corporations but I Hate GAY KIDS More something something TRANS ON ME!

This game makes me SMILE because it SHOWS me that TRANS KIDS EXISTING are WORSE then LITERALLY BEING GUNNED DOWN!

-Pro Life Republicans trying to Protect The Children!