Being a cartoon freed him from any physical constraints and allowed him to go wild.

“Get down on your knees and tell me you love me!”

I don’t think it’s crazy, just desperate for validation.

There is a myth in evangelical Christian circles, I believe acknowledged in the article, that candy canes have their color (white for purity, red for blood) and shape (upside-down J for Jesus) and taste (sweet like the gospel) to explicitly communicate Christian doctrines. There is even a children’s Christmas musical performed in churches at Christmas based on this principle. As much as one may approve of the doctrines, Christians holding steadfastly to a particular origin of candy canes regardless of the evidence seems dishonest and misguided, if not outright idolatrous to me.

The amount of candy cane myth that is believed wholesale and unquestioningly by modern American churches is amazing.

It’s always scary when it compiles without errors the first time. Then you just know there’s a logic bug or corner case in there somewhere.

Thanks, Duck!

I love Scott and his content, but the idea of naming asteroids is stupid vanity. Give them a number and be done with it, like every other astronomical object.

Is this Jeremy Kubica, noted asteroid finder?!

I thought the one on white’s far right was named “'Arry the H pawn”.

Get in the Cage.

Looks like OP is using a form of Hungarian notation in the post title…

You’re_very_welcome.

Not sure if “felling” is a typo or not, as it seems appropriate…