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Cake day: January 7th, 2024

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  • I’ve seen The Northman and The Lighthouse, and the Lighthouse was absolutely brilliant. I like the Northman, but the problem was the static and one dimensional characters with no growth or development. This works in The Northman because that is how the protagonists in Old Norse Sagas read as well, but i am with you when you said you wishes you could have watched the better version of that film aftewards. I’m going to see Nosferatu tonight, and I’m curious to see if that feels the same way.









  • Absolutely not true. No amount of speed is going to keep you safe if you strike an animal on a bike. You’re better off slowing down so that you have less momentum when you wreck. Drivers should be giving you enough space (even though they rarely do). A deer weighs more than a grown man and will kill you if you hit it at highway speed. A dog will take out your front wheel and cause you to wreck whether you hit it at 15mph or 80mph.


  • I can’t grow facial hair for shit. I grow out a moustache after Thanksgiving so i can have a Christmas moustache, but after a month of growth i only get a caterpillar moustache. I also grow a playoff beard whenever the Blues make playoffs, since shaving that nasty fucker is a perfect silver lining when they get bounced. Other than that, i am clean shaven every other day of the year. I already have a baby face, and. trying to grow facial hair makes me look10 years younger in a bad way







  • I used to work facilities and maintenance for a department store when i was a kid, and escalators are nothing to fuck around with. Those motors are are capable of moving 8 tons up an entire story, and nothing will stop them from doing so. Anything that gets into the gear system will be crushed and destroyed, and your bones won’t even phase the motor.