Specifically goats

Hell no. Can’t wait to hear about his new Wordpress cryptocurrency launching soon

Starfleet Intelligence

Some assembly required

The fact that Teamspeak server is closed or restricted source means it’s going to enshittify eventually

Neat, so we need to wait five years before even trying it to see if they’re serious. https://killedbygoogle.com/

Maybe someone is bad at identifying those too

Anything’s a UFO if you’re bad enough at identifying things

First Letter Of Every Word Capitalized Makes It True

I just want oursignal.com back

Won’t someone please think of the shareholders?!!

I thought it was because YouTube had become unwatchable

Careful with this though. They keep cancellation threats in a database so they can check if you’re serious

Won’t someone please think of the shareholders!!!

Thank goodness you didn’t mention any names

Man, sure would be nice to have an organization to punish this cheating huh?

Arch Linux’s time to shine

There was a former employee that talked about it, they moved from actually testing on real hardware to automated VM testing and started missing a lot more

Your files are EXACTLY WHERE YOU LEFT THEM

lol