I’m fine with my shell scripts not running on a PDP11.

And guess who’s in Paris? People from all over France (and the rest of the world) who came there to work.

Didn’t the woke virus delete /usr/bin/rm ?

Although rm might be a builtin, I didnt check.

❯ which rm
/usr/bin/rm 

Ah, no, apparently it isn’t.

I rarely update more than once a week at most. It’s more like twice a month usually.

Wow I’ve never had an update with so few packages.

That’s how you get forest fires though.

Or you can just buy any random potato computer (or assemble it yourself from stuff you found) and still run Linux on it.

Wasn’t he in one of the demoed robots a few months back?

And the three buttons!

That’s the name of one of his children, isn’t it?

At only 45 000 dollars, it’s a steal.

Matter is pants.

Or panties, maybe.

It’s been that way for months already. Maybe four or six I’d say.

$1 scissors can’t cut through a normal printer. Even if they could, it wouldn’t work afterwards.

Gnome x.x added a <whatever they got excited about lately> paradigm, whether you need it or not, and made the experience worse in the process.

There. The last couple decades of GNOME development in a nutshell.

Obviously.

It all seems so complicated. And they wonder why more people don’t switch to farming… rolls eyes…

Was the farmer also systemd?

Maybe even “boop”.

Ew, not the robocondom!