No I’m too lazy

Mine is #1B4D3E

I’m going to make an account just so I can delete it

We’re making the world a better place 🙏

USMC kamikaze drone team pilot app, but apple be sleeping on that.

Our wife, comrade.

Reducing someone to a number has never backfired in a revolutionary way. Just ask prisoner 24601

Emacs, you say?

It depends, do you need to return your representative, or can we leave him on the moon? Latter is easier. Maybe he can hitchhike back with the aliens.

If it’s a one-way mission, it could be done with a Falcon heavy and a slapped-together lander sourced from NASA. Maybe even an old Gemini capsule or something from the Smithsonian.

Or you could send up a Falcon heavy with fuel payload, rendezvous with the ISS, pick up a 'naut, and steal a Soyuz, although I’m not sure if they can be configured to land on the moon

Masturbarroom ❌

Masturbatorium ✅

Flying Spaghetti Monster was a parody

HOW. DARE. YOU.

Signed C

You are a brilliant woman of many talents, Margot Robbie!

Make the chassis out of aluminium so the whole bastard is a heatsink.

Hissan

Who’s security, tho? 🤔

We here at Lemmy are professionals

Use Telegram.

Not the app, the 200 year old wire radio messaging system based on Morse code, E2EE (Elderly man to Elderly man Enciphered)

Something you know, something you are, something you have, and something you saw in a dream once when you were a kid at summer camp during a feverish Dr Pepper-overdose-driven fitful sleep at age 12.

Nowadays I just keep my dick in a vice, as AvE recommends