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httpjames@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

I have a software engineering joke but it's probably not scalable

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I have a software engineering joke but it's probably not scalable

sh.itjust.works

httpjames@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • ___@lemm.ee
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    I have a cyber-security joke, it’ll be 30BTC to unlock it.

  • Anna@lemmy.ml
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    I have a life joke but it’s probably cruel.

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    Anthropology just sitting there judging all of us.

  • TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone
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    I have a web dev joke but [object Object]

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      JSON.stringify(joke)

      You have to tell us what it was now 😏

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        undefined

  • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee
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    DUUUUDE. YOU CUT MY COMMENT

    • httpjames@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      haha I didn’t know you were here too

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    i have an udp joke. i am not sure if you would get it, but i don’t really care.

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    I have a statistics joke but it’s mean.

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    Use a jokeless architecture

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    Is this a screenshot of a post with a screenshot of a post? We ARE going to need a software engineer it seems.

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      Obligatory: https://xkcd.com/1683/

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