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governorkeagan@lemdro.id to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

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  • ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org
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    That’s why docker was created.

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      Imma let you finish but Nix had the best repeatable, declarative, deterministic dependency management of all times…of all times.

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        Is docker even declarative?

        Also you can build docker images from nix derivations

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          Is docker even declarative?

          Yes (though not as deterministic as Nix).

          Also you can build docker images from nix derivations

          Yes. I know.

      • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Nah, screw that.
        Time to distribute stuff as a VM image.

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      1950s

      A: The transistor I made using your blueprint doesn’t switch properly at 12V.
      Maker of Blueprint: The one I made, works at 12V.
      B: I’mma make standard transistors.

      why?

      Blueprint was made by a person in the tropics.
      A was in Europe

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