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ekZepp@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

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  • kbal@fedia.io
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    “The only intuitive interface is the nipple. After that, it’s all learned.” — traditional 20th-century folk wisdom.

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      Some babies have to be taught to nurse…

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        Bottles have nipples

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          Can you milk a bottle greg?

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          If their issue is with latching then a bottles not gonna change that

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            I’m not a professional baby feeder I just know that when my son wouldn’t latch on a tit they gave us a bottle and he did just fine.

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      I’m pretty sure that won’t stand in the way of somebody inventing a square bottle nipple and blaming the users for not using it properly.

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