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minus-squarerbn@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·5 days agoI completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·5 days agoalias sex “updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep”
minus-squareaxEl7fB5@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·5 days agoyou dare assume my package manager. alias stroke="rm" for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoI don’t assume anything, I just repost stuff from 40 years ago. ;)
I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)
alias sex “updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep”
you dare assume my package manager.
alias stroke="rm" for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; doneI don’t assume anything, I just repost stuff from 40 years ago. ;)
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