The savings are bottomless.

Halloween, in January?

Ah, I didn’t enjoy that fall. I think I’ll go for the premium fall next time.

He fell for the oldest trick in the book.

So, what’s the business model here exactly? We’ve got the cost of rent, the upfront cost of excavating a gigantic bottomless pit the likes of which has never been seen before, the legal team to deal with lawsuits, the PR team to offset the negative press resulting from the pit, the maintenance costs of the building, replenishing the shopping carts, and of course advertising.

Actually yeah, seems doable.

perfect joke, no notes

Well, I certainly wouldn’t pay money for that! …Is it on-sale?