Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 个月前The floor is Javash.itjust.worksimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1722arrow-down115
arrow-up1707arrow-down1imageThe floor is Javash.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 个月前message-square20fedilink
minus-squarecheddar@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down3·11 个月前Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!
minus-squareembed_me@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 个月前Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built
minus-squaremox@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up11·11 个月前 Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns! Upvoted because this is Programmer Humor. Thanks for the laugh, stranger!
minus-squareCodex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 个月前I’m very amused that (so far, on my client) you seem to have no up or downvotes, but an upvoted response. No programmer kink shaming, but no one else wants to be nice to Java either.
Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!
Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built
Upvoted because this is Programmer Humor. Thanks for the laugh, stranger!
I’m very amused that (so far, on my client) you seem to have no up or downvotes, but an upvoted response. No programmer kink shaming, but no one else wants to be nice to Java either.