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syd@lemy.lol to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months ago

Gotta learn it

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    I usually code in Language or Script

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      Don’t we all? Amen.

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    Javascript is basically like Java but with some scripts in it

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      But what about script java?

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        That’s 𝒥𝒶𝓋𝒶.

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          Hey, no cursive here, this is a family instance.

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    C+

    I highly doubt anyone would guess ANSI C is what I’m talking about if I referred to it as C+

    • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      The list shows TempleOS’s HolyC was known as C+ before. I am sure that is it

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    my main language is script java

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    Language

    I have job for you “language” programmers.

    Requirements; -minimum 8 years of experiences Etc…

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    It’s just C++ without templates. So whatever element you want to put into std::list, it must virtually inherit std::list::value_type. And of course there will be a macro-based list monstrosity inside Boost.

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      Types being declarable as virtual members is something I want to never hear again

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    c+=0.5

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    And C‡ is once again not included. For shame.

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    Holy-C used to be called C+, I think.

  • Ⓜ3️⃣3️⃣ 🌌@lemmy.sdf.org
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    And then, comes ScriptJava

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    What kind of programming language is language?

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    Thats just HolyC before it became holy

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    Ah yes, I too, program in the Language programming language

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    lol it’s like c++ but we removed friend classes and other bullshit no one uses lol

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    It’s just C with a borrow checker.

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      Rust-

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        Well, achually, the Clang compiler along visualcode is planned to compile C++ with a borrow checker implementation.

        Also, C is imperative, C++ is object oriented, and Rust is functional programming - which is how they differer fundamentally.

        That Rust is the first one with a borrow checker doesn’t make every language (or compiler, as I “well achually” myself) that implements a borrow checker Rust.

        It just means they have implemented a borrow checker - most likely at compile time, similarly to how macros are just boilerplate code applied at compile time and that it too is a feature available in many programming languages - or compilers.

        It’s “well achually” all the way down.

        Also, I wrote all this when I realized the minus was the joke part making fun of c++ lol

        I well achually’ed myself into doing a dumb, which is usually what that does. Hopefully somebody gets something out of this.

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